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| 3.4.2014 15:50 | |
| Předmět: až... |
 pol | skončíme jednou všichni na twitteru, ať to má ňáký štýlo! http://www.lupa.cz/clanky/tweet-roku-z-ceho-lide-vybira... |
| 2.4.2014 15:11 | |
| Předmět: Sázava callin´ |
 f.eu! | Již za 14 dní, poslední volná míst na lodích... Páteček tradičně v Krhanicích v Modré laguně... PS: we're not really here for nothing, are we? |
| 1.4.2014 08:50 | |
| Předmět: kde? |
 Gregory | už jsem obdobnou historku slyšel;-) http://relax.lidovky.cz/hotelovy-host-netrefil-na-zacho... |
| 31.3.2014 21:50 | |
| Předmět: Festival Of Colors v Praze 21.6.2014 |
 Onoska | Pojďte si pořádně květinově zablbnout ;))))) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-o5g4tLVE |
| 28.3.2014 22:41 | |
| Předmět: bažant |
 lampion | tak jsem neodolal letošnímu lajnupu a objednal si 2 lístky. konečně pořádná akce! len je to tak chujovsky naozaj daleko... |
| 28.3.2014 15:04 | |
| Předmět: stavba |
pol | You're not REALLY here for the paving are you? |
| 28.3.2014 14:59 | |
| Předmět: Stavební materiál nekradl, ale na nástupišti odborně pokládal dlažbu. |
 Phindi | Problém z Brněnska... http://brno.idnes.cz/opily-dlazdic-opravoval-chodnik-da... |
| 28.3.2014 10:47 | |
| Předmět: Pro vysvětlenou |
 Smokeman | 8 marta=MDŽ |
| 28.3.2014 10:45 | |
| Předmět: Putinova přítelkyně Alina Kabajevová |
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| 27.3.2014 19:23 | |
| Předmět: narozeniny |
 majkl | mimochodem...náš junior, tedy matěj má dnes půlrok! a je to zlatíčko! to to letí.... |
| 27.3.2014 19:21 | |
| Předmět: blbnutí s colnagem |
majkl | ...no tak wo tom žádná...tyhle machýrky bych si dal k svačině moc pěknej filmeček, hned jsem to pustil do rodiny všem cyklomaniakům |
| 27.3.2014 15:00 | |
| Předmět: Blbnutí |
Smokeman | ...to by dokázal i Majkl... |
| 27.3.2014 09:38 | |
| Předmět: Blbnutí |
 Had | No jo, na sliničce to umí každej trouba... |
| 27.3.2014 09:05 | |
| Předmět: což takhle si trochu zablbnout na kole? |
 pavluscha | https://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=HhabgvIIXik&hd=1 |
| 26.3.2014 17:29 | |
| Předmět: f.eu |
pol | You're not REALLY here for the hunting are you? |
| 25.3.2014 14:43 | |
| Předmět: Hmmm, slušný ticho |
f.eu! | tak aspoň něco pro udržení či navýšení residuálních zbytků vašeho intošskýho potencionálu http://www.opilaopice.cz/234-jednoduchy-navod-jak-pozna... |
| 21.3.2014 16:10 | |
| Předmět: medvědí! |
pol | So this hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear and takes with him his trusty 22-gauge rifle. After a little while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, though, the bear is gone. A moment later the bear taps this guy on the shoulder and says, "No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can either rip your throat out and eat you alive, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I'll do you in the ass." The hunter figures that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers, bends over, and the bear delivers on his promise. After the bear leaves, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers into town vowing revenge. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear once again is gone. A moment later, the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know what to do." Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers and crawls back into town. Now he's really mad, so he buys himself a bazooka. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears this time, the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You're not REALLY here for the hunting are you?" |
| 21.3.2014 16:02 | |
| Předmět: japonský! |
 Y(ng). | パンダの餌は何 ? パンだ! |
| 21.3.2014 16:00 | |
| Předmět: irský! (a končím) |
pol | An Irishman was captured by a remote African tribe. Impressed by his pleas for mercy, the chief (who had a remarkable grasp of English) offered him the opportunity to survive, if he undertook the Three Huts ordeal. " I'll do it, " said Mick. " What is it? " " In the first hut, " said the chief, "there is a barrel of our local liquor. You must drink all of it within the hour. In the second hut there is a lion with a bad tooth - that's him roaring in there. You must remove that tooth. In the third hut there is a woman with an insatiable sexual appetite. You must satisfy her. Perform all three tasks successfully and you will go free." "I'll do it," said Mick ( though harbouring some minor doubts as to the political correctness of the tasks involved). Needless to say, his bravado was greeted with scorn and incredulity. He was thrust into the first hut, the door locked behind him. Twenty minutes later, there was a loud banging on the door. "I've finished it!" The chief orders that the barrel be checked. Sure enough, he's drunk the lot. They push him into the second hut. The lions roaring reaches a crescendo, then subsides. The tribesmen wait, convinced that Mick has been killed. " I've finished! " They open the door. The lion is lying there peacefully. Mick staggers out. " Now, " he slurs, " where's your woman with the bad tooth? " |
| 21.3.2014 15:50 | |
| Předmět: maďarský! |
pol | A joke that would represent hungarian humour is something like: Two muffins are cooking in the oven. One says to the other: - It's getting quite hot in here The other replies - OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN! |
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